Movie Reviews

Ratings guide:
5 stars = I LOVED it!
4 stars = I liked it
3 stars = Either boring and I probably fell asleep or mildly entertaining trash
2 stars = So bad I couldn’t fall asleep because I was too busy hating it
1 star = You will never see this rating because it means I turned the movie off before I finished it

If a movie below isn’t linked to a review, it’s on my Five Second Movie Reviews post.

21 Jump Street (4 stars)
Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter (2 stars)
Arbitrage (4 stars)
Argo (4 stars)
Batman Begins (4 stars)
Battle Royale (4 stars)
Beasts of the Southern Wild (4 stars)
The Bourne Legacy (4 stars)
Bridesmaids (5 stars)
The Cabin in the Woods (3 stars)
The Campaign (5 stars)
Christmas Vacation (4 stars)
Closer (5 stars)
Colombiana (4 stars)
The Dark Knight Rises (5 stars)
Deliverance (3 stars)
Demoted (3 stars)
Django Unchained (5 stars)
Extremely Loud & Incredibly Close (2 stars)
End of Watch (3 stars)
The Five-Year Engagement (5 stars)
Friends with Benefits (4 stars)
Friends with Kids (3 stars)
The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo (5 stars)
Gone (3 stars)
A Guide to Recognizing Your Saints (4 stars)
The Hangover (5 stars)
Hatfields & McCoys (4 stars)
The Help (5 stars)
Home Alone (4 stars)
Hope Springs (2 stars)
Horrible Bosses (4 stars)
Hotel Transylvania (2 stars)
The Hunger Games (5 stars)
The Impossible (5 stars)
Inglourious Basterds (5 stars)
J. Edgar (3 stars)
Killing Them Softly (3 stars)
Kiss the Girls (3 stars)
Lawless (4 stars)
Les Misérables (4 stars)
Life of Pi (5 stars)
Like Crazy (4 stars)
Lincoln (3 stars)
Looper (4 stars)
Love Actually (5 stars)
The Lucky One (3 stars)
Machine Gun Preacher (3 stars)
Magic Mike (5 stars)
The Master (4 stars)
Mean Girls (4 stars)
Mirror Mirror (4 stars)
Moonrise Kingdom (5 stars)
New Years Eve (2 stars)
One for the Money (3 stars)
The Paperboy (4 stars)
The Perks of Being a Wallflower (5 stars)
Ping Pong Playa (3 stars)
Piranha 3DD (3 stars)
Pitch Perfect (5 stars)
Rock of Ages (3 stars)
Safe House (2 stars)
Safety Not Guaranteed (4 stars)
Savages (4 stars)
Seeking a Friend for the End of the World (4 stars)
Side Effects (4 stars)
Silver Linings Playbook (5 stars)
The Sitter (3 stars)
Skyfall (4 stars)
Snow White and the Huntsman (2 stars)
Step Up (4 stars)
Ted (2 stars)
This is 40 (4 stars)
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 (2 stars)
Walk the Line (4 stars)
Wanderlust (2 stars)
Warm Bodies (4 stars)
We Need to Talk About Kevin (4 stars)
The Words (4 stars)
Wreck-It Ralph (3 stars)
Young Adult (2 stars)
Zero Dark Thirty (4 stars)